Mediocrity Meets Masochism
“Revenant? REVENANT? Are you out of your mind? I am fighting hoards of banshees and praetorians out there. At least give me a chance of a fair battle”, yelled a human at the council requisition store. The volus rep. couldn’t take this anymore and replied, “[ksshk] Fine. [ksshk] Fine. Take this Reegar Carbine and we will pair you [ksshk] with a random group to defend a base in Sur’Kesh.” A second council rep, an asari, sighed and mumbled: “We are running out of top-tier guns. No one wants to take the junk we have in abundance. Why couldn’t we have more Harriers and fewer Argus? [Sigh]”
There was a long line of soldiers waiting for their turn at the requisition store and amongst the muttering, a loud shout of “Amateur” could be heard from a turian. As the asari tried to spot him, the voice continued, “The turian military is trained to an elite level that we can achieve superior accuracy and stability with any weapon.” Before the turian could regale more tales of turian training, the asari interrupted him to ask, “Would you like a Revenant X?” in a cheerful tone that almost surprised herself. The turian’s mandibles moved, resembling a smirk, before saying an emphatic “yes”.
No sooner had this happened, than there was increased muttering among some soldiers in the new group. Among them were a N7 human and quarian male, who were trying to point out the weapon performance enhancing technologies in their battle suits. As the asari and volus were trying to usher the N7 and the quarian to the front of the line, a synthetic voice could be heard saying “This unit is also capable of achieving above-par output with weapons”.
“Keelah”, yelled the quarian, who still wasn’t used to seeing friendly geth. A few more shouts of “keelah”, “spirits”, and “bloody hell” later, the council reps introduced the four soldiers to the cache of what they considered junk weapons. And off they went on a shuttle for Benning to ward off reaper-controlled enemies.
“[Ksshk] Masochists,” said the volus. The asari quickly interrupted him, “Ha! Surely you aren’t complaining about getting rid of some of our mediocre supply?” The volus stayed quiet as he stared at the shuttle leaving the base.
Characters: 1 x Turian Soldier. And choose two out of N7 Destroyer, Quarian Marksman Soldier, and Geth Trooper Soldier
Map: Firebase Ghost Hazard
Weapons: M-55 Argus, M-76 Revenant, Blood pack punisher, M-29 Incisor, N7 Valkyrie, M-27 Scimitar, M-15 Vindicator, M-97 Viper, Geth Spitfire.
1. Any character can use any of the listed weapons, but there must be no repetition of characters or weapons. A character can equip 2 weapons.
2. On objective waves and extraction, any number of missiles can be used. On the remaining waves, a total of four missiles can be used.
3. Geth Trooper Soldier CANNOT use flamer
4. A total of 150 weapon kills is required. Counting will be done based on the medals obtained in the final screen.
5. Mission successful with at least two players extracted is sufficient.
Squad1: TheNightSlasher-N7S, Shady-N7S, ConsensusVox-N7S video
Squad2: TheNightSlasher-N7S, SenorZanahoria, yvetteeeeeee-N7S video | video | video
Squad3: TheNightSlasher-N7S, SenorZanahoria, Sonashii video | video
Squad4: bialakawa, ConsensusVox-N7S, Shady-N7S video